A new miniature.

[Pr0fane]

Okay, who wants to see a new miniature? One none of you has seen before? Painted to a wonderful calibre and maybe, if we're lucky, available at GenCon next week?

Anybody??

[Pyrrhus]

yes please :lol: . . . or is this a rhetorical question 8)

[Pr0fane]

I'll give you a hint:
http://www.dark-age.com/forum/images/news/spiritlord-tease.gif

[Racel]

Okay, who wants to see a new miniature? One none of you has seen before? Painted to a wonderful calibre and maybe, if we're lucky, available at GenCon next week?

Anybody??

Why do you have to ask such an insane question? I know Grafter has been working your ass off, but have you been worked until you are insane with no attachment to reallity? Did you think that anyone would actually say No? Why are all you "MODERATOR" types so freaking mean? Do you just get off on being mean and rubbing people's noses in the fact that you know something we don't? Your all just sick and twisted puppies with no souls that are going to burn in hell for your sick and discusting perversions!


Oh, wait a minute, this is a BROM based game isn't it . . . . so you all already knew that, you know what I said above . . . . sorry, just move along and forget I even bothered . . . . . .


:roll:

[punkrabbitt]

:happyd: :happyd: :happyd:
:happyd: :happyd: :happyd:
:happyd: :happyd: :happyd:

Not that I'm excited or anything...

[Racel]

I'll give you a hint:
http://www.dark-age.com/forum/images/news/spiritlord-tease.gif


Now this is just truely mean. I hope that you are proud of yourself. There are adults men and women drulling over their keyboards now, ruining them, costing them money to replace them that could have been spent on DA, but do you care? NOOOOOOOO! Because you are a sick freak . . . . . .

[Shinobi]

Mother-in-law says you should show the miniature ASAP http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/angrywife.gif


Woohoo!!

Its the Slave Taskmaster http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/flex.gif

[Goliath]

I'll give you a hint:

Ahh, finally a miniature of 'Mother-in-Law'. Looks like it really does live up to all the legends ;)

[Racel]

I'll give you a hint:

Ahh, finally a miniature of 'Mother-in-Law'. Looks like it really does live up to all the legends ;)

Not so sure of that. Mine is much scarier and comes in a pint size package.

She also has the special ability to make my skin crawl by suggesting that maybe she should come to the US and live with us. I can not express the fear such a concept can cause . . . .

Jeff

[Shinobi]

Where'd he go???

Oi geezer, come back and show it then, don't just tease and then bugger off to bed!!! http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/rant.gif



hahahahahahahahaha

[m0nk3yb0y]

Where'd he go???

Oi geezer, come back and show it then, don't just tease and then bugger off to bed!!! http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/rant.gif



hahahahahahahahaha

If he's gone to bed we get to tease him to a great extent because it's only 8:30pm here in the midwest.

It's the Spirit Lord btw.

[Shinobi]

Where'd he go???

Oi geezer, come back and show it then, don't just tease and then bugger off to bed!!! http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/rant.gif



hahahahahahahahaha

If he's gone to bed we get to tease him to a great extent because it's only 8:30pm here in the midwest.

Its OK he's getting old.................... http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/icon_whistling.gif


It's the Spirit Lord btw.

Yes mate, I know.............. I was playing around LOL http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/hamer.gif

[Vaxillus]

Thank god I don't play Dragyri. :P

[m0nk3yb0y]

Where'd he go???

Oi geezer, come back and show it then, don't just tease and then bugger off to bed!!! http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/rant.gif



hahahahahahahahaha

If he's gone to bed we get to tease him to a great extent because it's only 8:30pm here in the midwest.

Its OK he's getting old.................... http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/icon_whistling.gif


It's the Spirit Lord btw.

Yes mate, I know.............. I was playing around LOL http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/hamer.gif

I had to grab my copy of Genesis to match up the artwork. :P

[Jordan]

Profaaaaaane. Prooofaaaaaane!

More posty! I need some incentive to bring more money to gencon!

[Goliath]

I had to grab my copy of Genesis to match up the artwork. :P

Really? All I did was right click on the pic to get the file name to find that out ;)

[dragonlady]

New guy, you are GOOD!!

[Goliath]

New guy, you are GOOD!!

Who? Me? I'm not good, I just know the tricks when it comes to teh interweb (that being what I do for a job and all) :P

I did try some variations on the url as well to see if Pr0fane has posted the image already, but to no avail.

[Pr0fane]

I do apologize everybody. I really didn't intend to delay this long, but the storm knocked out my internet for a good hour or two.

Yes, the guess was correct...obviously...it wasn't that veiled a hint.

Here he is, the Dragyri Spirit Lord in full technicolor.

http://www.dark-age.com/forum/images/news/SpiritLord-final.jpg


...this is one of 7 new paintjobs/minis I have to share in the days leading up to GenCon!

[Shinobi]

http://heresyminiatures.com/forumofdoom/Smileys/default/drool.gif

Mr Wappel has done his usual superb job............ not as spikey as I was expecting though!

Hopefully this means the DRagyri Warband boxed set will be out soon......... or are we waiting for a SE Blizzard as well?

[m0nk3yb0y]

So Wap has been up to stuff. It's been a long while since he's posted though. I hope there will be plenty of new stuff available at Gencon, especially for those who are helping out. *nudge nudge wink wink*

[Shinobi]

I've seen some other new stuff painted by Mr Wappel............. but I can't say what they were :P

[Wayne Rogers]

Please, Sir...may I have more? :o

[Shinobi]

Would this boy be as big as the Frostbite?? Or a little smaller like the Blizzard?

[m0nk3yb0y]

If my calculations are correct he looks to be about 6cm tall. That is if he's on a 50mm base.

I sent a message to Tabletop Gaming News about the update and told them they could post info about how Dark Age is doing demos at gencon if they wanted. :)

[Aselan]

Ahhh!

I need to get more money to my paypal account...

[Stunke]

[Hands clamped over ears, eyes shut tight]

I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player
I'm not a Dragyri player

[Pr0fane]

I sent a message to Tabletop Gaming News about the update and told them they could post info about how Dark Age is doing demos at gencon if they wanted. :)
Thanks for that...but I believe TGN works off of RSS feeds, pulling info from certain pages he's set. So, the Spirit Lord bit should be up there now ( haven't checked this morning yet ) and as soon as Harlequinn gives me some particulars, I'll be updating the main page with the GenCon information....which should, in turn, update TGN.

[Aselan]

What is that thing he placed his foot on?

[Pr0fane]

Just for fun, here's a pic of Spirit Lord and some slaves.
http://www.dark-age.com/forum/images/news/SpiritLord-with-Slaves.jpg
Sorry, we're going to have to wait a bit for comparison pics with Frostbite, Blizzard or any other Trueborn as they're all in transit.

[Goliath]

It looks to be either the torso of a member of the Brood (by the chitinous-esque plates on the top) or maybe some dismembered Skarrd.

[Stunke]

I really like the subtle source lighting there.
A lot of people just go completely overboard with that stuff, but it's really balanced on this guy.

[Chopa]

...this is one of 7 new paintjobs/minis I have to share in the days leading up to GenCon!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

[Dr.Mercury]

When do we get to see the other 6!!!!!?????

[m0nk3yb0y]

MORE!!!

http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/5828/1154631769192nz4.gif

[DA_Grafter]

OMG erase memory NOW...

[m0nk3yb0y]

OMG erase memory NOW...

I tend to have that effect on people.

[bj]

OMG erase memory NOW...

That or two paper bags, just in case the first one rips

[DA_Grafter]

dude, it will take way more than double bagging :roll:

[Harlequinn]

That is bad.....and though double-baggin' it will not work, at least you don't need to use a full haz-mat suit. Believe me I've seen worse......*shudder*





Hmmm think I've continued to push things off topic here.

[Goliath]

mindlikeanetchasketch
mindlikeanetchasketch
mindlikeanetchasketch
mindlikeanetchasketch
!!!

[Vaxillus]

Careful, if we don't see more new miniatures soon he may post more!

That Spirit Lord is the shiz by the way. I may pick it up just for its coolness, assuming I have an extra bit 'o cash laying around.

[m0nk3yb0y]

MORE!!!

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1889/1154233871394ii2.jpg

I have access to stuff that couldn't be erased from your brain with bleach... Just a warning. :twisted:

[Goliath]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/cybogoblin/radioacid.jpg

I see your scary and raise you...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v735/cybogoblin/Photos/bilbos.jpg
"After his adventure to see the dragon Bilbo returned to the Shire to open a small fish and chip shop."

[m0nk3yb0y]

And apparently bought a rice burner?

[Vaxillus]

Ha, a mere Man Fay?! I give you the true king of men in short shorts, the hero of Japan HARD GAY:

http://www12.ocn.ne.jp/~donberi/picture/hardgay2.gif



(For those who don't know, this should be most of you, he's sorta a pop idol in Japan, helping out people in need with his superhuman strength and pelvic thrusts of justice! Wow this thread is off topic.)

[DA_Magpie]

I think I

[Goliath]

Okay, here's the deal. I'm gonna go and have a shower and shave and head into work and if there's no new pic up by then I'm posting a photo of Brian Peppers. :twisted:











(I don't expect a pic, this is more an idle threat to scare everyone else)

[gunslinger]

dude, it will take way more than double bagging :roll:

yep double double bags.. two for her and two for you and then, make sure your junk is properly insulated..

[Sharae]

Horrific imagery eh? *Evil cackle*

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b59/Desamos/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif

I think I beat you all :twisted:

[Racel]

dude, it will take way more than double bagging :roll:

yep double double bags.. two for her and two for you and then, make sure your junk is properly insulated..

First,

Why any of you are so sad and sick to touch her, bag or no bag, really bothers me. I knew you were sick, but come on now . . . are you really this sick??????


Second,

OMFG Sharae has proven just how sick you all are . . . . . what has this become a freaking contest? What's next, nude grandmas? (I know what you are thinking, and NO you should not do it!!!!!)

Jeff

[Stunke]

Who the hell are all those people, and just why are they so disturbing?

One girl with big teeth, a cartoon clip, a big hairy guy in a dress and two gay men!???

Have you never been out clubbing in Copenhagen, or Berlin for that matter?

I've got plenty of images muvh much more disturbing, so if that's what you're looking for, I'll post 'em right here.

[Sharae]

If one of the gay men you're refering to is the pic I posted, all I can say is: I wish David Hasselhoff, emperor of hairy chested wrongness, was gay.

[gunslinger]

dude, it will take way more than double bagging :roll:

yep double double bags.. two for her and two for you and then, make sure your junk is properly insulated..

First,

Why any of you are so sad and sick to touch her, bag or no bag, really bothers me. I knew you were sick, but come on now . . . are you really this sick??????


Second,

OMFG Sharae has proven just how sick you all are . . . . . what has this become a freaking contest? What's next, nude grandmas? (I know what you are thinking, and NO you should not do it!!!!!)

Jeff

whoa now, who said i would do her with any number of bags.. no thanks...

and as far as copenhagen goes.. nope can say i can do without the european drag redlight district..

[Stunke]

???
Any particular reason you'd prefer him gay, as opposed to the "abducted by aliens and used for medical testing"-wish expressed by the rest of the worlds tv viewing population?

[Osiris]

I'm going back to the tactics forum :shock:

Cheers,
Osiris

[Stunke]

If you think we wont fuck up your topics there... you're wrong my friend!

OT is what we do. :wink:

[Racel]

If you think we wont fubble up your topics there... you're wrong my friend!

OT is what we do. :wink:

Yep, Stunke is correct. If you look at the card for any DA Staffer, Playtester or long time forum member, there is an abilities called "Off Topic" and "Hijack". We all have gained the ability to turn ANY discussion into something the original poster would never dream was the thread they started. Best of all, is when you Hijack your own thread and turn it into something completely Off Topic. That gets bonus points. Even more points are awarded to those that get things back "on topic", but since that rarely happens, we don't dwell on it much.

Glad I could help fill in some holes about the DA community. And Thank you, your so welcome!

Jeff

(Now I am off to read the Rules Questions to see if I can offer any advice! :wink: )

[Goliath]

As for the cartoon character - that was in response to the male Faye Valentine cosplayer. It's Radioactive Man at about the point where he screams out "My eyes, my eyes! The goggles they do nothing!"

It's a Simpsons thing, I thought more people would get it.

Oh, and now I'm at work and there's no update, so here's some Brian Peppers...
http://b3ta.hnldesign.nl/beta039.gif

[Sharae]

???
Any particular reason you'd prefer him gay, as opposed to the "abducted by aliens and used for medical testing"-wish expressed by the rest of the worlds tv viewing population?

Him being gay means there is no possibility of him ever checking me out, which is somewhere on my list of disgusting things I never want to happen to me.

But I'll take that wish as well, just to be sure.

[DA_Magpie]

Horrific imagery eh? *Evil cackle*

I think what everyone needs to understand is that when Sharae writes *evil cackle* it

[witchfire]

this poor defensless beer's destiny is in your hands
http://www.livewiregames.net/members/witchfire/images/merrywitchy.jpg

if we dont see a new mini soon she'll be pour into an organic sack
full of digestive fluids

[DA_Magpie]

I say drink it. The staff will just think it

[Stunke]

Okay then.
I'm not allowed to tell you all this, but we've been working on an extremely limited edition mini for you all:

Are you ready?


*image removed due to hazards of extreme emotional trauma*


This will be taken down shortly since it violates so many things natural to man, so enjoy it while it lasts!

[DA_Magpie]

Why, Stunke? Answer me that at least, what did we do for you to visit this depravity on us?

[Stunke]

Are you crazy, after threatening that poor defenseless beer, what else is a man to do?

[witchfire]

[quote=Magpie]I say drink it. The staff will just think it

[Pr0fane]

LOL. Okay, so everybody keeps their panties on (and no more defenseless beer are consumed in the name of torture) I'll let you know that these other new minis I've mentioned will not appear before Monday. Possibly Tuesday as my main computer is currently out of commission and I'm working from my laptop which doesn't have all the beautiful image files.

[witchfire]

i'll drink to that 8)

[Goliath]

Tuesday .. that's Wednesday here, and when I'm flying out in the evening. It'll be close.

[m0nk3yb0y]

So we'll be getting them all on tuesday/wednessday then? That'll be a sensory overload and I expect you to pay my hospital bills when I come to.

[Vaxillus]

If they're late we'll be sure to post more horrific images and drink more innocent beer. :twisted:

[m0nk3yb0y]

For every day we do not get a mini preview I will require a virgin* delivered to my doorstep. Preferably wearing fishnets, boots, a skirt, and a corset.


*Because I know you heathens all too well I must specify that it's a FEMALE virgin. No fat male geeks in fishnets and corsets please.

[Racel]

*Because I know you heathens all too well I must specify that it's a FEMALE virgin. No fat male geeks in fishnets and corsets please.

You did forget human. I hear its hard to dress up a sheep in such items, but that's Pr0fane's job.

:wink:

Ok, just a joke and no hard feelings about the other day's issue. I was a little off kilter and sensitive.

Jeff

[Pr0fane]

Okay, quote for the day:

"The voyage is long and sheep have many uses." :twisted:

[m0nk3yb0y]

*Because I know you heathens all too well I must specify that it's a FEMALE virgin. No fat male geeks in fishnets and corsets please.

You did forget human. I hear its hard to dress up a sheep in such items, but that's Pr0fane's job.

:wink:

Ok, just a joke and no hard feelings about the other day's issue. I was a little off kilter and sensitive.

Jeff

Eh, no problem. It wasn't you or stunke that got to me and I'll just leave it at that...

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/6345/dollybigyx5.jpg + http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/2922/fishnetset1.jpg =:happyd:

[bj]

WOW These Dark Age minis are getting intense!!!! .............


What these photos aren't pictures of minis.......


OHHHHHHHH!!! :shock:

[witchfire]

and drink more innocent beer. :twisted:

i better stock-up then

will 4 cases be enough ?

[Goliath]

Hmm .. I wonder how many beers I can consume on a flight from Auckland to LA?

:twisted:

[m0nk3yb0y]

MORE!!!

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/9710/115500349061kd6.jpg

(should be properly censored for the DA board :P)

[Vaxillus]

I think we should all follow suit of the poster on the wall.

[Goliath]

And that is how the Scorpion Man came about.

Now to go find some ethanol to cleanse my eyes with...

[m0nk3yb0y]

Aren't you supposed to be flying to the US right now? o.O

[Goliath]

This time tomorrow.

Right now I'm supposed to be packing :P

[gunslinger]

i think the stinger is in the wrong place