1000 posts? Ach du lieber!

[Stunke]

Well there you have it folks.

1000 posts comprised of 80% idiocy and 20% lack of sleep have now hit your community.

And as I'm sitting here I realise that I haven't posted much in the ways of hockey, bizarre humour or zombie jokes so in order to amend all this, I've made a "little" collage of some of the things that amuse me...

I must warn you all though, if you are on dial up or faint at heart, this might be too much for you to handle.
I've tried and keep this at a reasonable level, but I can't make it more family friendly than this.

If you are offended by ANY of the following, please do not click the link:

Dutch street signs
Redheads
Really nice butts
People hurt and/or bleeding
Animals doing... unnatural things
Me
Taking the piss out on the british military
Mocking the pope
Mutilation of Barbie dolls
Stealing wallets from zombies
Hot iranians
Extreme closeups of asses
Ninjas
Communism
Hot dogs
Mongoloids
Drinking
Making fun of jesus
Promoting Internet porn

If not, Enjoy.

Oh and if you have any questions, just ask ;)

Collage (http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c200/Stunke/Humor/collage.jpg)


Stupid forked up photobucket won't let me host the image to it's full extent.
Blah!
Half the joke is lost becaue of that. :evil:

[DA_Magpie]

Some of that stuff is classic. Some of it is just too tiny to read/see. The road signs and the deer are brilliant.

Actually I never thought about stealing from zombies. It seems a fairly acceptable way to make a living though really. I mean, its not like they

[Sharae]

Very cool :lol:

But I can't tell what it says on the toilet roll or the "Jesus loves you" :(

[Goliath]

ROFL at The Pope :P

[Rua Baineann]

Man, we need to find this guy a girlfriend.

[Osiris]

Very Nice. Strong contrast of images, subversive undertones, and a practical attempt at Derridian Post Modern Deconstructionism. Execution needs a little work on the overlapping technique. But weighing all factors equally the only thing it really needs is a nice frame. :D (thumbs up) :D

Cheers,

Osiris

[Goliath]

Man, we need to find this guy a girlfriend.

I thought that was her in the photo :?

[Stunke]

Very cool :lol:

But I can't tell what it says on the toilet roll or the "Jesus loves you" :(

Toilet roll says: HA HA you're fucked now!!!

Jesus loves you.
Everyone else still thinks you're a c**t!

This image was so enourmous that you'd have to scroll around and go treasure hunting, having an overview like this really ruins everything, expecially the cartoons and the communist/download thing. :evil:

Too bad I couldn't find the t-shirt from When Stanislav Satan was playing for the New Jersey Devils. (NHL hockey)

"Jesus saves Satan Scores!"

[Vinter Raelthorne IV]

reminds me of a gamer joke:

"Jesus saves, everyone else takes full damage"

[Vaxillus]

Since anyone who's gonna get offended already has, here's a pic I found:

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/781/11449476815096ki.jpg

[Stunke]

:D
OMG!
That is so pointless, and so very very funny.

[Wayne Rogers]

Hey..it's a rendition of the notorious scene in the Bible of Jesus harrasing the money-changers! (I dont remember it going llike that though?)

:twisted:

[DA_Magpie]

Classic! :lol:

[gunslinger]

wait, that almost makes sense.. in fact it makes no sense at all.. i feel all the more dummer for even looking at it.. awesome.. :shock:

[Aselan]

Nice chick!
Both of them :D :wink: