Mean Jelly Bean

[mooseyjoe]

Who is this jelly bean fellow? I saw his picture, and I just don't understand the name. He looks cool, but his name is crazy . Can anyone give me some history on this character?

[Wayne Rogers]

He is the founder of the Jelly Belly corporation. Afetr the nuclear meltdown he found that his jelly beans imparted him with great superpowers and size and strength. They made him completely psychotic, and didnt help his looks either, though.




(I am Soooo kidding!)

[Stunke]

MJB is a research specimen that has survived(or been respawned ) in a biotech plant for hundreds of years.
The scientists that worked at the plant nicknamed him Mean Jelly Bean, because of the working title abbreviation of his project.
I can't remeber the exact title but it could have been M56JB or something.

The biofactory IBC was abandoned in a hurry after the collapse of the United trade alliance, to hide the illegal biowarfare research being done there, and left three specimens. The Brood Mere (mad mother of all things big, bad and acidblooded), Helexa, and Mean Jelly Bean.
These were semi intelligent bioweapons that started carving out a miserable fight for survival in the bioplant. As MJB and Helexa started growing older, the Mere started searching for all sorts of information that would help her keep her "children" alive. As time has passed, she has gained the awesome ability of controlling many of the beasts she can spawn, as well as going absolutely nuts!!!

MJB is game-wise, A big gnarled evil-beyond-measure bad ass, and I am sure a lot of people are anxious to field him in a game, I know I am.
MJB was part of the old quickstart rules for the brood, but when the new rulebook came out, quickstart lists were made for the models currently released, so MJB and Helexa didn't make the cut.

But as the governator said: They'll be BACK!

[DA_Magpie]

Yeah his name is very weird, and a little bit silly it has to be said. BUT, he

[gunslinger]

i have a funny feeling that like all things in the game.. mean jellie bean is the disturbed brood mere's misunderstanding of certain letters and configurations.. it might have been a certain print out, but either way, the brood mere certainly had lost her mind and the name mjb or mean jellie bean is what she called it..

[DA_Demorney]

The original experimental specimens were called MJB and HLX, the original intention got lost.

Time and bad humour turned them into Mean Jelly Bean and Helexa.

More in the upcoming Evolution book or by calling 999-Stunke-0815

[gunslinger]

The original experimental specimens were called MJB and HLX, the original intention got lost.

Time and bad humour turned them into Mean Jelly Bean and Helexa.

More in the upcoming Evolution book or by calling 999-Stunke-0815

mr. demorney.. i was only trying to build up the drama.. you sir have stolen my thunder..

[DA_Demorney]

lol


sorry

but you have to agree Stunkes number was funny ...

[DA_Grafter]

I actually contemplated on April 1st to announce the cancellation of Evolution just for Skunke but I didn't want him to jump off a building

[Sharae]

I actually contemplated on April 1st to announce the cancellation of Evolution just for Skunke but I didn't want him to jump off a building

You're soooooo mean!

*Laughs*