New Colonel Marbles Miniature Review

[m0nk3yb0y]

Another Colonel Marbles Miniature Review, but Dark Age is pretty low on the list. I'm starting to suspect the senility of this guy because he says the spirit lord LOOKS LIKE A GIANT ORC! What makes it more suspect is the crap that gets the higher spots...

[Goliath]

Well, with the skin-tone it kinda looks orc-ish.

Wait a sec... Totemic Gun Pig and Bang Bang get more screen-time than the Spirit Lord .. WTF?

Crazy gorram Brits!

EDIT: And one last thing .. "why didn't anyone think of Zombie Pygmies before?" Well, they did .. in The Mummy Returns. Dumass.

[m0nk3yb0y]

He's doing a review on something that he knows pretty much nothing about though. Saying that it looks like a giant orc shows that he knows nothing of the dark age world, therefore doesn't really have much of a place reviewing it. Much of the minis that he places so high on his list (except the zombie pigmys, those were pretty cool) are based on real things so they're a ton easier to sculpt than stuff like dark age.

[Pr0fane]

Free press is good press.

[m0nk3yb0y]

Except the part where he calls it an orc :P Don't want people getting the wrong idea about the game.

[Vaxillus]

To be perfectly honest, I haven't taken Col. Marbles rankings seriously ever since he put the Infinity Ko Dali in his number one slot and called it his 'ideal miniature.' For those who didn't see the picture, it has one of the worst face sculpts I've ever laid eyes on.

On the other hand I'm still glad the review's there, it's a great way to find out about new releases and different mini lines. I just won't be taking his ranking into account, especially after he gave Rackham's Aberation Prime, easily the most impressive and detailed plastic kit ever to be produced, such a low rank.

[witchfire]

he allways seem to put those mlb Toys(??) minis in the top 5

& personaly i find them horrible

[kainthedragoonx]

Like most things...there is always a little "Fan-boy" involved. If the guy doesn't like the fictional look of the model, he is probably going to rate it low. What can you do?

But I agree...the Spirit Lord does not look like an orc...at least no orc I have ever seen before!

[gunslinger]

he allways seem to put those mlb Toys(??) minis in the top 5

& personaly i find them horrible

well he has his favorites and we have ours.. best thing is to do a spin up like his and put da at the top.. make a point, counter point to his idiocy and set him straight .. call it the doctors doctor (fail those doctors that have a disease)

[Rua Baineann]

I always thought the Dragyri looked more like a cross between Wolfen and Skaven. Of course we always need something to compare things with. probably why everything tastes like chicken